Best Offense I was Convicted of by the University at the Request of the MSU Inc.

Tonight a bunch of friends and I got together. We met on campus then heading off campus for coffee. We made sure to not talk about anything MSU on campus since that is an offense for me to do.
While having coffee, we were talking about all the offenses I was convicted of by the University. We decided the best was abuse of telecommunications resources. One time (and only one time) I picked up the wrong phone in the MSU Office. It was a mistake in November, the MSU filed that along with over 2 dozen other charges against me.
Funny eh! The lesson here, do not pick up phones by mistake at McMaster University cause the MSU is watching.