I Finally Found An Office On Campus That I Am In Good Standing With!

I am in bad standing with pretty much every office on the campus of McMaster University. This is because of my status as “MSU Public Enemy Number One” and the numerous charges that the MSU has filed against me since I moved for a ban on the acceptance of corporate gifts by the MSU.
This is why I am happy to say that I am a student in good standing with the Office of Academic Integrity at McMaster! Basically this means that I have not cheated.