If @HSR or @Media371 Get Struck by a Car

The City employee managing the @HSR twitter account lives in my neighbourhood. Tonight, him and his spouse were out walking the dog. We got to chatting, and he almost walked into traffic in a moment of confusion. (I've walked into traffic by mistake a few times)

I joked with him "If you get struck, rest assured I'll quickly post the HSR detour".

Both @Media371 and I have a friendly competitive wager - if either of us were to be struck by a car, who would be the first to tweet it?

(Now, dark humour aside, of course we don't want this to happen.)