You know, I cannot wait for him to land in the CUP National Bureau. This is just great.
But, as a high-level politician in an education portfolio, may I offer one piece of advice: when taking conference calls from reporters and placing them on speaker phone, we accept that your handler will be in the room with you. We even accept that your handler will be passing you notes and providing you with additional information while questions are being asked. But when we can hear your handler whispering the answers in your ear before you say them, that’s just funny. Thanks for the chuckle, Mr. Cochrane.
Source: Whispering into the Mirror